Run, hide, board the windows and barricade the doors. A second wave of the unholy is about to be unleashed on us. After they were abandoned, many left wandering in circles for months, spewing the same election rhetoric over and over, some just in a daze with no commands coming down from above. The unholy minions are about to rise again. The media's anointed Messiah, the leader of the ObamaNation is again calling for his mindless minions to walk the earth and spread the dreaded disease Deficitaitous [Def-i-sit-ate-us]. Yes expect millions of these mindless drones walking the streets spewing vileness never before dreamed of as these brainless masses attempt to overwhelm what's left of humanity to succumb to the dreaded Deficitaitous.
As this new wave of terror has been brought about as the number of ObamaZombies has begins to diminish. As we all know, there has been no way to destroy an ObamaZombie. Many attempts all ended in failure as scientist determined that unlike regular zombies which can be killed merely by shooting the brain, with an ObamaZombie, this will not work as they have no functioning brain. Recently however it has been discovered that the population of ObamaZombies has been diminishing. It seems that a natural strain of a high-bred cross between reality and common sense has reversed the effects on some of the most recently effected. This recent drop is a sign of hope that the human race will survive in tact.
But now a new threat! With resistance to the spread of Deficitaitous, the Media Anointed Messiah has been forced to unleash a new strategy. He has called on the most vile and evil in society to propagate a new wave of ObamaZombies to spread this disease amongst us. Now from the depths of Hell, i.e; ACORN, Organization over America, Hunger (for brains) Solutions, and Jobs with (in)Justice, more breeding of ObamaZombies is taking place.
BE WARNED! LOCK ALL DOORS AND WINDOWS! If you see one coming, remember, they cannot be killed! Do not engage in conversation, rather act brainless and walk away. We must be diligent to stop the spread of this horrible outbreak of Deficitaitous and the ObamaNation!
In case we are over run, and this is our last message, Good Luck and Gods Speed!