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Obomic Relief...

Posted by TampaDoc on Friday, March 06, 2009 6:00:00 AM
Yes, I know, you were expecting something he said or did because let's face it, everything he says is a joke. No, just some ObamaNation jokes to hopefully give you a chuckle.
  
It's a  funny thing about Marxists; give one an inch and the next thing you know he'll be president.
 
Under an Obama presidency the IRS will be more diligent about detecting red flags, like leftover money in your bank account after you pay your taxes.
 
There's nothing wrong with the people who voted for Obama that becoming taxpayers won't cure.
 
The best argument against democracy is a five-minute conversation with the average Obama voter. ( touché from  Winston Churchill.)
 
Under Obama everyone in America will be working for the government. Democrats will be on the payrolls and Republicans will be on the tax rolls.
 
Like any experienced Chicago politician, Obama would go the cemetary to register voters. One night he came across a grave so old and worn that he couldn't make out the name on the tombstone. The staffer holding the flashlight got impatient and suggested they just move on to the next plot. Obama angrily exclaimed, "This person has a much right to vote as anyone else here!"


Q. Why will Obama hold a séance once he's in the White House?
A. So that he can thank everybody who voted for him.

Q. Why is the Secret Service installing lighting rods at the White House?
A. To protect President Obama when he took his Oath of Office.
 
Q. What’s black and blue and dead all over?
A. Anyone who dares to tell a joke about President Obama in public.

Q. What is the difference between God and Obama?
A. God does not think he is Obama!

Q. What's the difference between Jesus Christ and Barack Obama?
A. Jesus could assemble a cabinet.

Q. Why won't Obama Messiah release his real birth certificate?
A. It shows that he didn't have a virgin birth.

Q. Why did Barack Obama decide to be a lawyer?
A. He didn’t want to have to work for a living.

Q: What is a lawyer gone bad called?
A: President Obama.

Q. Why does Barack Obama oppose the Second Amendment?
A. It stands between him and the First.

Q. Why haven't Obama's followers demanded that his face be added to Mount Rushmore yet?
A. They're still trying to figure out how to carve a stone halo. 

Q: Did you hear the good news about the "two million" people who showed up for the Obama inauguration?
A: Only ten of them had to call off work.

 
As bad as all of it is, sometimes you just have to laugh. Hope you all enjoyed these...
 
 
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Sedition

Posted by TampaDoc on Monday, February 16, 2009 11:47:00 PM

The last several years have been highlighted be the most blatant acts of Sedition ever perpetrated on the United States. Sedition that has altered the course of history, our nation and has destroyed the name of a standing president. Sedition so foul and evil that one would think that the perpetrators would be executed or imprisoned for life. Yet these foul traitors walk freely, openly cocky in the knowledge that the herd of humanity is naive and unaware of their cowardly acts. Some of us however know better. I'm sure some of you by now realize of whom I speak. It's the main stream media! Now I'm sure at least one ObamaBot is ready to reply to this and defend these vermin, so I intend to make the case against them.

Let's start with the War on Terrorism. During the six years prior to the Iraq invasion Al Qaeda was directly responsible for more then 18,000 civilian deaths. Since the war in Iraq the number of civilian deaths outside of Iraq is about 890 and the number in Iraq hasn't even passed just the number of civilians killed during the 911 attacks. It would only pass it if you added the military personnel as well. It's true that we are paying a horrible price ( I personally feel one American soldier is a high price for these scum) to bring about peace. But as Benjamin Franklin said "Anyone who trades liberty for security deserves neither liberty nor security". The bottom line is that regardless of the reason we invaded Iraq, we definitely did the right thing. Do you hear these statistics from the media? They have portrait this war as a waste of American lives and would lead you to believe that no good has come of it. The president told us that this would be a long and bloody war to end terrorism. To this point we have succeeded. We'll see what happens next.
 
As to the attack on our president by the main stream press, treason is being kind. First to the economy: I'm sure anyone with half a lick of intelligent will agree that "tax cuts" didn't destroy our economy like the Messiah claims. If that were true that he just committed economic suicide with the tax cuts in destimulas package. What destroyed our economy was the crash in the Real Estate market which was cause by sub-prime loans and was triggered by gas prices. So who's to blame for this? Lets look at the mortgage crisis. This all stems back to 1977 Community Reinvestment Act, which requires banks to lend throughout the communities they serve. Over time this got added to in order to make housing "fair and accessible" where eventually almost anyone regardless of how poorly they have maintained their credit could purchase a home. People who don't pay their bills were buying houses. With more people in the market, prices soared and became artificially high. So even people that could afford houses were paying far more then market value because of this influx of buyers. In spite of the signs It was a time bomb waiting for someone to light the fuse. Then gas prices soar. People have a choice, gas in my take to go to work, or pay my mortgage...
So was Bush responsible for either of those crisis?  we know now that Freddie and Fanny were both "cooking the books" and who was covering for them? Mr.  Bwany Fwank (D.,MA) and Sen. Chuck Schumer (D., N.Y.) covered for them. Where's the Media?
Why did gas prices Jump? It's because we are at the mercy of the world market. The left has tied our hands so badly. We can't build new refineries, we can't drill in 75% of our oil reserves and the results is that we have no hand in the market accept as a consumer. So who has been opposing new drilling and lowering the outrageous restrictions on new refineries? George Bush? I think not. Who put all of these restriction in place to start with? Democrats!
Now I know I've overly simplified these issues, but to do a proper analysis would take hundreds of pages. The simple fact is that the media has done this country injury that I for one will never forget nor forgive. 
 
To me they are guilty of sedition!
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