I have known a few people over my many years with a particular gift of prevarication, some of which were quite good while some were quite bad. Some you would qualify as a tale spinner while others you would call habitual. Some are quite sly and some are slick, while some are just (pardon this term) icky. Some just lie when backed into a corner; some lie so much that they back themselves into a corner.

Presidents who have been caught in lies can easily demonstrate the differences. Nixon got backed into a corner; Carter backed himself into a corner; while Clinton was just icky. Until recently I had honestly believed that there was no bigger liar (that wasn’t in an institution) then Bill Clinton. He gave the term habitual liar a totally new connotation. He was the whole reason for the term icky as the particular slime that he oozed just left you feeling disgustingly filthy from just listening to him.

But now we have a new liar. A Messiah that can out slime even Bill “I didn’t have sex with her” Clinton. An ObamaNation that is so deep in it’s insanity that all the habitual liars that have been institutionalized should be freed! I’m referring to the ObamaLiar!

The thought occurred to me that he is so proficient at lying, that not one single person could document all of his prevarications. So I’ve decided to make this a group project. I’ll start with a small list and you can all add to it. Please try to make sure we don’t duplicate, the list will be long enough without doubles.

A teacher asked her 6th grade class how many of them were Obama fans. Not really knowing what an Obama fan is, but wanting to be liked by the teacher, all the kids raised their hands except for little Johnny. The teacher asked Little Johnny why he has decided to be different.

Little Johnny said, 'Because I'm not an Obama fan.'

The teacher asked, 'Why aren't you an Obama fan?'

Johnny said, 'Because I'm a Republican.'

The teacher asked him why he's a Republican.

Little Johnny answered, 'Well, my Mom's a Republican and my Dad's a Republican, so I'm a Republican.'

Annoyed by this answer, the teacher asked, 'If your mom was a moron and your dad was an idiot, what would that make you?'

With a big smile, Little Johnny replied, 'That would make me an Obama fan.

1)  She is a Woman and a knock-out at that.

2)  She does not believe in killing babies, born or unborn.

3)  She is NOT endorsed by Susan Sarandon, Jane Fonda, Rosie O'Donnell, Hillary  Clinton, Nancy Pelosi, Geraldine Ferrara, Barbara Walters, Helen Thomas, Ellen  DeGeneris, Ted Kennedy, Keith Olberman, Chris Matthews, Barbra Streisand or  David Letterman.

4)  She is married to a Foreigner - a species called 'Native American'--meaning her five children are half-breeds, can't have minorities in the family.

5)  She has on more than one occasion expressed PRIDE in the United States of America .

6)  Unlike decent, self-respecting liberals everywhere, she has a 17-year-old daughter who became pregnant out of wedlock.

7)  She is a member of the American Riflemen's Association, actually owns firearms and knows how to use them.

8)  She has killed a moose, among other animals - and spreads the propaganda that it is hunters, through their license fees, that keep American wildlife from becoming extinct.

9)  She often does her own grocery and other household shopping.

10)  She drives her own car and flies a plane.

11)  She chose to give birth to a special needs child, rather than allow a skilled Abortion Doctor to kill it.

12)  She refuses to apologize for seeking the termination of an Alaska State Trooper just because he applied a gentle taser to his 10-year-old stepson (who, of course, happened to be Gov. Palin's nephew), also stopped for drunk driving and given a ride home by the cop, drove his trooper's car while drinking a can of  beer, killed a moose illegally while he was a wildlife investigative officer, threaten to kill the governor's dad by putting "hot lead" in his head (witnessed  by 3 people) and too many other things to mention here.

13)  She is inexperienced. And she refuses to admit that her duties as the chief executive in the State of Alaska, a state one fifth the size of all thelower 48  states combined, over 25,000 employees, $11  billion budget, $4 surplus and a $40 billion dollar reserve that returns dividends annually to all Alaskan  residents, commander-in-chief of the Alaska Air Guard (the first defense  against the lower 48 being attacked from Russia),and carried an 80% approval ratng, but are nowhere near equal to those of a public servant who was once a Community Organizer, or that of a  United States Senator who has carried the awesome burden of overseeing a staff  of political appointees both of which carried approval ratings around 50%.

14)  She has a son who is in the U.S. Military, deployed to the Persian Gulf - probably making her prejudiced against all the peaceful Muslims in that part  of the world.

15)  She is on Oprah Winfrey's 'Do Not Invite' list.

16)  She professes to be a Christian, but has no 'Spiritual Adviser'-- even though  Rev. Jeremiah Wright, who served Sen. Obama in that capacity for 20 years, is now available.

17)  She isn't really a 'beauty queen,' as advertised. She was only the runner-up in  the Miss Alaska Contest; and Alaska is not a very populous state, anyway.

18)  The Obama-Biden ticket is favored over McCain-Palin, 80% to 20%, by our friendly allies in France .

19)  Her children are not properly trained in hygiene. (Did you see her 7-year-old  daughter shamelessly lick the entire palm of her hand at the Convention, then  use it to slick down the hair of her little brother? This is the sick behavior every mother  and grandma has done to all the kids in a family.)

20)  She is of mixed English, German, and Irish ancestry - and you KNOW you can't  trust the Limey's, Krauts, or Micks.

21)  Back to No. 1: This is the one that really galls modern, liberal 'feminists.'  Gov. Palin is a Woman, a female-type wife and mother, who shaves her legs and pits, wears makeup, dresses smartly, often cooks meals for her family, doesn't give a hoot  about the National Organization for Women or the all-powerful Teachers  Unions - and obviously will never, ever fit in as a member of the Washington Elite.