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Obomic Relief...

Posted by TampaDoc on Friday, March 06, 2009 6:00:00 AM
Yes, I know, you were expecting something he said or did because let's face it, everything he says is a joke. No, just some ObamaNation jokes to hopefully give you a chuckle.
  
It's a  funny thing about Marxists; give one an inch and the next thing you know he'll be president.
 
Under an Obama presidency the IRS will be more diligent about detecting red flags, like leftover money in your bank account after you pay your taxes.
 
There's nothing wrong with the people who voted for Obama that becoming taxpayers won't cure.
 
The best argument against democracy is a five-minute conversation with the average Obama voter. ( touché from  Winston Churchill.)
 
Under Obama everyone in America will be working for the government. Democrats will be on the payrolls and Republicans will be on the tax rolls.
 
Like any experienced Chicago politician, Obama would go the cemetary to register voters. One night he came across a grave so old and worn that he couldn't make out the name on the tombstone. The staffer holding the flashlight got impatient and suggested they just move on to the next plot. Obama angrily exclaimed, "This person has a much right to vote as anyone else here!"


Q. Why will Obama hold a séance once he's in the White House?
A. So that he can thank everybody who voted for him.

Q. Why is the Secret Service installing lighting rods at the White House?
A. To protect President Obama when he took his Oath of Office.
 
Q. What’s black and blue and dead all over?
A. Anyone who dares to tell a joke about President Obama in public.

Q. What is the difference between God and Obama?
A. God does not think he is Obama!

Q. What's the difference between Jesus Christ and Barack Obama?
A. Jesus could assemble a cabinet.

Q. Why won't Obama Messiah release his real birth certificate?
A. It shows that he didn't have a virgin birth.

Q. Why did Barack Obama decide to be a lawyer?
A. He didn’t want to have to work for a living.

Q: What is a lawyer gone bad called?
A: President Obama.

Q. Why does Barack Obama oppose the Second Amendment?
A. It stands between him and the First.

Q. Why haven't Obama's followers demanded that his face be added to Mount Rushmore yet?
A. They're still trying to figure out how to carve a stone halo. 

Q: Did you hear the good news about the "two million" people who showed up for the Obama inauguration?
A: Only ten of them had to call off work.

 
As bad as all of it is, sometimes you just have to laugh. Hope you all enjoyed these...
 
 
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Obama Fan

Posted by TampaDoc on Monday, February 02, 2009 1:00:00 AM

A teacher asked her 6th grade class how many of them were Obama fans. Not really knowing what an Obama fan is, but wanting to be liked by the teacher, all the kids raised their hands except for little Johnny. The teacher asked Little Johnny why he has decided to be different.

Little Johnny said, 'Because I'm not an Obama fan.'

The teacher asked, 'Why aren't you an Obama fan?'

Johnny said, 'Because I'm a Republican.'

The teacher asked him why he's a Republican.

Little Johnny answered, 'Well, my Mom's a Republican and my Dad's a Republican, so I'm a Republican.'

Annoyed by this answer, the teacher asked, 'If your mom was a moron and your dad was an idiot, what would that make you?'

With a big smile, Little Johnny replied, 'That would make me an Obama fan.

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