There is no doubt in my mind that this country is in the worst shape it's ever been in. We were in better shape when the British took the Brooklyn Heights. We elected a Marxist with no administrative experience to run the largest capitalist Democracy in the world! This is the ultimate recipe for disaster. He has virtually anointed him self dictator and in fact basically told us this in reference to his social medicine program. "Obama is determined to pass health care legislation this year, and while he wants it to be bipartisan, he will not be deterred by obstruction from interest groups or ideological partisans." In other words, you're gonna get it, like it or not.
So he is going to shove socialized medicine down out throats. I just thought I'd fire up the crystal ball and see what's next....
No Fairness Without Fairness Doctrine
In a totally expected move the Whitehouse today announce the reinstatement of the Fairness Doctrine. The move would require all radio stations to give equal time to any opposing issue. "This will balance out the Rush Limboughs of the world. " Robert Gibbs Messiah press secretary. The move would limit Republican airtime to a maximum of 15 minutes 32 seconds a day.
Obama Ends Gun Violence
In a totally expected move today President Obama, because of the impact and cost gun violence in the US cost the health care system, has banned all firearms. "This move today will save millions of lives and trillions of dollars" Says Press Secretary Robert Gibbs
Obama Disbands Republican Menace
In a long over due move, the White House today announced that it has disbanded the Republican party. "The Republicans are at the root cause of all of our problems. They caused the 250 trillion dollar deficit. If they hadn't opposed the 135th bail out bill the financial crisis would have been over. Says Press Secretary Robert Gibbs
An End To Corrupt Elections
Today in a long anticipated move our God like leader Barack "Messiah" Obama puts an end to the foul and evil corrupt practice of free elections. Since his abolition of that stupid out dated Constitution, elections are the only remnant of the evil days before our new and almighty leader lead us out of the darkness and into his light. Praise be Obama!
Ok, I know what you're thinking, this could never happen, right.......